Help me!

Dad: SanSan, you like orkid right?

Me: kinda, why?

Dad: Hehehe...

Me: Babby, what you gonna do?!

Dad: Tomorrow you'll go to KLCC 1st right (tomorrow is my graduation ceremony)? Your university called KFC ar?

Me: WTH! Liverpool John Moores University, LJMU ok! what KFC? and what orkid!

Dad: the sticker of your car shows KFC ma..

Me: that's LFC ok! Liverpool Football Club! What orkid!

Dad: ok ok, i thought that's KFC fans club.. Orkid good, orkid nice.. haha

Me: Babby, please, my only degree graduation, don't mess it!

Dad: hahahahaha

Me: ......

Somebody stop my dad to do stupid thing?! Help me!